How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.