How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.