What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.