How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.