How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.