Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Big holes in your garden
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
You've got no beef soldier!
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
The Musket - ears
A corn has ears.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
culosis.
To keep an eye on the exit
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)
A buck-an-ear
Because, time will always tell.
They're huge blubbermouths.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
