How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.