How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower