What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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The Dark Knight Rises

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)