Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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A milkshake.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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a Myfeetasaur

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So people can read her lips.

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Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick