How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant