How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!