How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending