How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."