How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.