Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!