How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many mexicans?

how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

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