How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs