How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.