How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!