How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen