How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.