Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.