Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens