How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.