How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Menstruate Jokes More Menstruate Jokes

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.