What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Dwarfism Jokes More Dwarfism Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.