What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy