What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.