How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!