How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!