How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.