How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!