How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.