What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon