How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo