How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck?

Just enough to hold it's pecker up...

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.