The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
She was the beast of the show!
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Run! escape!
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
Afroturf.
The girl necks door.
Long neck or giraffed?
They weren't hiring.
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!