Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!