Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!