How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.