Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.