How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.