Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin