Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.