Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Because black people have no rights...
Owld Lang Syne.
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
