How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.