Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Because it's Homo.
A Rain Deer.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
13. Number 9 will shock you!
A shotgun shell.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
He couldn't take a joke.
Bonos.
U2
With or without "u"
It takes the edge off it
