How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

World Jokes More World Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.