Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.