Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.