Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)