How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?