How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: