What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...