What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle