What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...