Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
Klaustrophobic
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Because of all the metal in their brains.
Where's my tractor?
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Face value.
Da Beers
It mistbehaved
