What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar