How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.