How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!