What position makes the ugliest children?

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.