What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!