What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"