How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.