How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.