How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.