How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.