What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.