What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun