What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.