How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.